Book Cover Design Competition
Horror, Sci-fi & Fantasy
Brunel University London’s English & Creative Writing department is developing its first ever Horror, Science-fiction & Fantasy anthology entitled:
‘FAERIES, FIENDS & FLYING SAUCERS’
The anthology features a range of English & Creative Writing students’ short stories and non-fiction writing and launches on the 21st of March 2017.
The competition for the cover design is open to all Brunel University London Undergraduate students and as well as seeing your design used on all copies of the book (paperback & ebook) you can win 10 paperback copies of the book. Plus if you’re an aspiring graphic designer it’s a great addition to your CV.
The anthology includes three distinct genres – Horror
Science fiction Fantasy
– as the title suggests. So let your imagination run wild!
The design needs to be:
High-resolution, 300 dpi .tif/.jpg format OR vector eps format.
Size: A5 (148x210mm) plus a spine on the left (17x210mm).
Please keep back-up copies of your working files so if you win they can be easily edited.
Entries must be submitted by: Friday 3rd of February
to Mr Frazer Lee via email (email@example.com)
AND in hard copy form in an addressed envelope handed in at the Gaskell Building reception.
The Guardian League Table has been released this week, and has generated a great deal of school pride for Brunelians, with a 32 place jump for English and Creative Writing, we are now 6th, only one step behind Oxford, and two places ahead of UEA!
It’s boring getting told to “eff off”. I recently asked a friend of mine, who speaks a good four or so languages, what his favourite swear word was. He told me that he never bothered with English swear words because they’re too dull compared to the choice phrases he’s picked up elsewhere.
He may have a point. According to Slate.com, the most commonly used swear word on Facebook, in English, is ‘shit’.  The F-Bomb comes in a close second. Standard quadrilaterals. Most of our other curse words are seemingly just other names for our downstairs equipment. Add the word “off” to the end of nearly any four letter word and you’ve got a standard English curse, right?
So my friend demonstrated some of the more interesting insults and phrases that appear in other languages. The Greeks seem particularly adventurous, with one of my favourite phrases meaning ‘to slap your face with my dick’. Or even just the simple, yet effective, “old balls”. Most Italian insults seem to rely on everyone being a prostitute. Or even a pig-prostitute combination. A confusing Bosnian insult apparently implies a dog is taking advantage of your mother, although it’s “used by people who don’t want to curse” (I might not start using that one instead of ‘damn!’).
In order to keep up, I propose that we get a little more saucy. This is a call to be more creative in your cussing. Call someone a ‘Stupid Quim’ an ‘Ass-Hat’, or a ‘Penis-Sneeze’. Express your surprise with a subtle “by st. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of purgatory!” (which is apparently an established exclamation.) Curse someone with a “May the hairs on your arse turn to hammers and beat your balls to death.” It’ll certainly cause more of a pause in conversation than a standard ‘shit’.